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theshortdoctorwholived:

happyhalloweenmotherfuckers:

hella-extraordinary:

When you see a spider by your foot:

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When water gets into your ear:

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When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

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When your hair gets in front of your face:

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When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

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this fucking gifset gets me every time

Troy Bolton has the dance moves to my life

Apr 24th at 2PM / via: funny-text-posts / op: hella-extraordinary / reblog / 608,831 notes
mrsweasley:

"Police hunt: Llama on the run in Oslo"

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mrsweasley:

"Police hunt: Llama on the run in Oslo"

Apr 24th at 2PM / via: fuckyeahnorwegian / op: mrsweasley / tagged: welcome to norway. / reblog / 230 notes

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

  • Mary: I just realised, Cronus has a cigarette in his mouth that he never lights.
  • Eris: It's a metaphor.
  • Mary: I can't believe tumblr hasn't realised this yet.
  • Eris: And everyone ships him with Cancer.
Apr 24th at 2PM / via: japhers / op: sharpestrose / reblog / 843 notes
orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

Apr 24th at 2PM / via: japhers / op: gifcraft / reblog / 224,204 notes

(Source: tolkienism)

Apr 23rd at 11PM / via: the--fifth--horseman / op: tolkienism / reblog / 66,155 notes
theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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Apr 23rd at 11PM / via: susiron / op: 4gifs / reblog / 209,096 notes

Swedish woman finds 2,000-year-old gold ring - The Local →

barbaricyip:

motherfuckingnazgul:

shireen-baratheon:

#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

O_O

Apr 23rd at 11PM / via: susiron / op: shireen-baratheon / tagged: lotr. / reblog / 131,004 notes
nevergonnawalkpastafez:

theboywhocried-dean:

hemostcertainlywillnot:



#EVERYBODY WOULD HIT THE FLOOR AND THROW SALT EVERYWHERE 



but imagine the spn cast’s face when they see 70% of the audience carries salt around with them

Misha would be the one backstage playing with the light switch and tweeting about it

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nevergonnawalkpastafez:

theboywhocried-dean:

hemostcertainlywillnot:

#EVERYBODY WOULD HIT THE FLOOR AND THROW SALT EVERYWHERE 

but imagine the spn cast’s face when they see 70% of the audience carries salt around with them

Misha would be the one backstage playing with the light switch and tweeting about it

(Source: tweeeeeets)

Apr 23rd at 11PM / via: disgruntledheichou / op: tweeeeeets / reblog / 168,793 notes