When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
this fucking gifset gets me every time
Troy Bolton has the dance moves to my life
"Police hunt: Llama on the run in Oslo"
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
- Mary: I just realised, Cronus has a cigarette in his mouth that he never lights.
- Eris: It's a metaphor.
- Mary: I can't believe tumblr hasn't realised this yet.
- Eris: And everyone ships him with Cancer.
Going to School
think of all the people who scrolled away
ok but literally how
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA
"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."
but imagine the spn cast’s face when they see 70% of the audience carries salt around with them
Misha would be the one backstage playing with the light switch and tweeting about it